Fantasy Trades

So, I recently discovered the "Trade Machine" on ESPN.com. With this fabulous invention, I was just able to acquire Kevin Garnett for the Wizards by only giving up Antawn Jamison and Etan Thomas. I hate to see either of them go, but Etan and Brendan Todd can't play nice and Antawn for K.G. is a no brainer. This may hurt team chemistry and there will undoubtedly be a rough initial stretch as team leadership is sorted out, but we should all expect a trip to the NBA Finals this spring. Making things extraordinarily convenient is that the T'Wolves are in town this evening to play the Wizards, so Garnett need only to take a short walk over to the home team's locker room to try on his new uni. Welcome to DC, K.G.